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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

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If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

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The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

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Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

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If a man does his best, what else is there?

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It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

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Why don't you write books people can read?

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

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Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

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Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

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Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

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Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

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Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

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I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

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It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

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If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

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The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

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If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

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Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

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Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

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I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

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